Red. what the colour of your nipples ?

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.

Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??

by Ukinral June 28, 2023

What the Blood

A rarely used way to say, "What the hell or What the fuck." No one really uses that phrase anymore, it expired after a few days in Canada of hardly catching on in 2000. Though there are people who are trying to bring the phrase back, it is a losing battle. Actually, the battle has been lost. People tend to say "What in God's name" now instead due to the religious movement in 2004.

Hartley, the phrase, "What the blood" will never catch on.

"What the blood" does not exist, Hartley.

When Hartley says "What the blood" the world seems like an unfriendly place. Don't say it, Hartley.

by anonymous1234321123 June 22, 2009

What the family!

What Bart Simpson says. I guess he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet. He is so cool and smart.

Homer: Bart give me a beer.
Bart: What the family.

by Al June 30, 2005

What the fuckosaurus

A time when you see something very ugly such as a siberian bridge troll or a ginger dragon.

Oliver: Holy shit dude thats her! Thats her!
Chris: Who the siberian bridge troll?
Oliver: Yes dude! What the fuckosaurus!

by ilikeyourmom'sboobs September 30, 2011

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010

what the joo?

said many times in the tv show south park.an alternate to saying what the fuck in a funny way, but still a way to not piss of your mom

what the joo? is that paris hilton!

by Ryan Gonzalez~the joo~ October 30, 2005

What the fart?

Expression to replace "what the fuck?", but commonly used in a stinky situation. In other words, when someone close by farts, usually in a large group of people, and there is confusion of who it was. Also followed by debate of who is was who cut the cheese.

Steve-::fart::
Cherry-What the fart?
Jen- Wasn't me.
Steve- Uh...wasn't me.

by KayX3Kickazz July 23, 2007