After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery
by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023
Get the Taint Slushiemug. by Casey_243 November 19, 2021
Get the Taint Alfredomug. When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
Get the Tainted Beefmug. Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it
This happened for real google it
by Wintyer December 19, 2021
Get the Tainted Buffetmug. A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.
Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
by boswok October 16, 2009
Get the Taint Baggagemug. the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing
My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
by RDE delco December 31, 2008
Get the taint chipsmug. The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
Get the The Holiday Taintmug.