dude-sleep

Another word for good looking guys who need beauty sleep.

Angel aka "El Guapo" gotta go get his dude-sleep on. He has a long day tomorrow.

by phil mate June 16, 2010

Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.

"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."

by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

sleep waulker

A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.

Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.

Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.

Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker

by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018

After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.

your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.

by MultiChampion March 17, 2010

Sleep strong

To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.

Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."

by Ranger_2002 January 2, 2009

sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.

Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.

by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011