king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 14, 2015

Rightful King

Loki Laufeyson of Asgard.

Loki is our Rightful King.

by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

King moocher

The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.

S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any

T- You asked yesterday and the day before

S- Please

T- You’re the King Moocher

by Moochington the third May 22, 2020

King splen

King splen is not just a rapper,but a bloody modafucking gangsta.he is the King of Spartan gang and the King of audiomack.
His songs sure discribe him as a GOAT of our generation and no Nigerian rapper fuck with him and his gang.

If you never heard King splen songs,then you have a mental discharge

by Kungell splen May 16, 2022

Smut King

A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.

Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.

by Sanfucksky August 18, 2013

Harvey king

He has a sexy trim, receives all the Caribbean batty and has authority in any urban gang.

Ben: “Oi Oi, someones just stolen all the local bunda”
Trevor: “yeh mate, must be Harvey King”
Ben: “aight nw then, respect”

by hhbuhbo December 11, 2020

king cobb

A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"

The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.

by kornydog2 April 15, 2014