Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 09, 2020
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auto-doctor

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.
by I702Maverick93 March 29, 2016
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Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021
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Doctor Xur

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.
"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."
by pissman2003 June 10, 2023
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organic doctor

I hit up my organic doctor earlier today
by Xinotonic November 28, 2015
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doctor king schultz

really cool like super epic and awesome
doctor king schultz sucked my toes
by ewsadbzudfshjd January 21, 2020
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mouth doctor

someone who is exceptionally skilled in oral sex
your wife is a real mouth doctor
by mouth doctor May 10, 2019
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