dallas cowboys

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

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Naughty cowboy

When a person is strapped face down to all four corners of a bed with whips and is then analy penetrated by a horse

Oh man, this chick was riding me all night and wouldn't stop, so I gave her a naughty Cowboy

by Naughty cowboy December 18, 2014

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cowboy up

( an insult used between men only): to metaphorically speaking ' grow an extra pair of balls' and take one's responsibility like a grown man

Teenage son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant, what do I do?

Father: cowboy up Peter. And by the way I am busy ( slams door in son's face)

by Sexydimma May 29, 2017

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Cowboy Game

A game played between two people. The object of the game is to take off all your clothes and see who can lick the other person all over the fastest. Quite possibly the hottest game ever invented.

Dustin told us that he overheard his sister talking about playing the cowboy game with her friend.

by Anon408 April 13, 2009

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