Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat

Hey it Batman and his bird and cat

by Small dick energy April 24, 2019

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Batman

A man that's a Bat

the man in the cave is a batman

by Infernoblaze14 March 27, 2022

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Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.

Never fear! Batman is here!

by TheJimst3r July 5, 2016

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When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.

1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."

by SteelNick November 28, 2015

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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

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