The dude you see at parties who sits around on the couch with his guitar singing songs to IMPRESS people, (mainly the ladies), with his so-called talents.
"Dude, did you see the guitar guy play Oasin?"
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."
"yeah, the douche was eyeing my girlfriend the whole time."
by josilyn May 29, 2008
Get the guitar guymug. Guy Noir is a character on the radio show "A Prarie Home Companion" by Garrison Keillor. Guy Noir is a stereotypical radio drama private eye.
by jDean September 20, 2005
Get the Guy Noirmug. Someone who hurt your pride by telling you that your invention is useless and tell you to stick it up your ass.
A: I just saved all the boys from the cave by diving. It proves that your submarine is useless. Stick it up your ass.
B: You are a pedo guy.
B: You are a pedo guy.
by Elongated Muds September 4, 2018
Get the Pedo Guymug. (noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.
If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.
The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."
or
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"
or
TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"
Son: "But dad...!"
TG: "You're a faggot!"
by DrunkyMcLush December 20, 2008
Get the Tourettes Guymug. Referring to a gal's fantasy-idea of a perfect fuzzy-chested snuggle-buddy, this type of fellow not only treats his lady right and is kind, gentle, smart, funny, etc., but he also always keeps an eye on how she's resting while taking a nap, and then he immediately wakes her up whenever her agonized tossing and/or whimpering indicates that she's having a nightmare, so that she doesn't have to needlessly suffer from the bad dream for even one instant longer.
Groggy red-eyed dude: I love how Tiffany adoringly calls me her dream guy and always lets me sleep with her, but she sometimes has several nightmares back-to-back which oblige me to keep waking her up and then soothing her back to sleep again, and so I often don't get much shut-eye myself!
by QuacksO December 24, 2017
Get the dream guymug. Yous guys are all wrong. Yous guys is a northeast phrase (often used by jersey girls and long islanders) meaning you guys. The extra 's' is not silent and is added for no reason whatsoever.
"Eh, maybe later I'll meet up with yous guys."
"Yous guys keep your mouths shut."
"Very funny, least I'm not stupid like yous guys."
"Yous guys keep your mouths shut."
"Very funny, least I'm not stupid like yous guys."
by Michael Siegler November 9, 2007
Get the yous guysmug. The pen name of Bill Simmons, a regular columnist in the Page 2 section of ESPN: the Magazine and also the network's website. Simmons is a die-hard Boston fan of every sport and now feels his life is complete since the Red Sox won a World Series in his lifetime.
You can find the Sports Guy on Page 2., which is probably more like Page 8, but that's how they named the section of the magazine.
by drunkengoat April 11, 2005
Get the sports guymug.