doo-doo stains

A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)

Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!

billy got doo-doo stains on the back of his pants

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

straight up fact

something that is true & in no way could be a lie

"Wriggely's belive it or not i saw what you did"-Hanney "thats a srtaight up fact yo"
Jo loves Brian <-- thats a straight up fact
"Errbody think yous a slut because you dress like a bust down"..."thats a striaght up fact chicka sorry"...."wtf ever yous juss jealous"

by josahoelamo May 20, 2008

straight-d student

A student, male or female, who have sex with their teacher to pass the class or get good grades

Student 1: why does Stacy stay after every Thursday from 2:30 to 5
Student 2: I’m pretty she’s a straight-d student if you know what I mean!

by Biboy18 July 30, 2018

Damp Stains

The name of an up-and-coming Westerly, RI boy band. A wet spot left on a female's panties after seeing one of these members.

The Damp Stains were in town and all the ladies that came to see them left with damp stains in their panties.
Songs off of the debut album include:
Love & Loafs
I can still smell you love on my finger(s)
Losing the Biscuit Game
The Shocker
Don't use your teeth
That was our sweaty bodies rubbing together, not a fart.

by K-Damp August 26, 2010

set the record straight

1. To get all the facts lined up
2. To fix what has potentially been broken

girl: Did you hear the rumors about Jennifer? I think she's having an affair with Max.

Jennifer's best friend: No, but let me set the record straight. She would never break her trust with Tim.

by Curious Mew December 31, 2011

straight shota

the sexual relationship of a boy of 3-15 years and a thicc women with big ass

straight shota should be legalise globally to make the earth a better place for perverted children

by lickthecunny October 5, 2019

Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

by Butt Fuck Egypt December 6, 2018