Cum Sock

cum sock: your secret cum sock that you hide in under your bed. If your mother finds this she will send you to military school. Your stepsister wears this sock on her gear during sex and empties her snot on it. This sock has a very special place in your heart and if you lose it then you are going to cut off your pp. If you cut off your pp then your step sister will no longer like you and call you a dickless pussy. This makes you sad so you suck your best friends pp and it tastes like your cum sock and now you are sad. This is really just a plot of the government and they filmed you having anal sex with you cousin and they put it on PornHub. Now you are a famous porn star and the government gets 69% of your income without you knowing. You become homeless and start sucking more pp on the streets. You make your way up in the ranks of street pp sucking and now you become the lord of pps. Since you are the lord of pps you go back on to pornhub and you become instantly famous but the Soviet Union was making fake porn videos And were making more money then you were and so u started crying and grew your pp back. Then your step sister came back and you made Russian pornos with the sock on your step sisters head once again and you are reunited with your true found Alabama love.

Billy: Jimmys, your step sister looks really sexy in that cum sock
Jimmy: I know you should see her in bed with that thing on

by Free salsa March 23, 2020

Stocko

An attractive female who is materialistic , mostly beauty without brains

I organized stocko for the house party

by Trizzy_ May 26, 2019

letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures

That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.

by whodovudu May 13, 2016

sock'em boppers

Inflatable boxing gloves that allowed you to beat the shit out of younger siblings without destroying your knuckles

More fun then a pillowfight! Blow em up, put your hand inside! Get ready to have the time of your life! Sock'em Bopeers Sock'em boppers!

by Harry Asgrack June 5, 2008

Selfie stick

A dildo, vibrator

Helen was feeling a bit fruity so decided to pull out her Selfie stick and have a good time

by Minxymoo February 26, 2015

sex on a stick

A very sexy person, someone you want to screw right away if you weren't in public and out of their league.

Mmmmm, that guy is so sex on a stick! I just want to rip his clothes off and ride him like a cowgirl...

by Kenari Marks November 21, 2004

jimmy stick

Pool cue with about 20 inches or so taken off of the end.

After losing the game of pool, Jimmy quickly sawed off about 20 inches from his pool cue to make a Jimmy Stick. He then proceeded to bash it over the head of his opponent.

by Anarchist211 March 9, 2008