Spunkey

A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)

Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.

by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013

grandads spunk

old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'

there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...

by James Barnsley November 14, 2007

Spinks

the resulting combination of fecal matter and lubrication produced from any sort of interanal activities

Nurse: I am removing the tube from you anal cavity, the procedure is complete.
Patient: Gross! Its covered in SPINKS, you cannot be getting paid enough to do this...

by Lunch Bunch December 9, 2008

spunk

The past tense of the verb "spank" which means to to slap a childs butt in order to punish him or her.

Alex spunk his child. Don't tell the adoption agency.

by webweb November 4, 2009

spunism

a breakdown in which you yell out many cusswords and insult someone's mother.

After I threw the toy at my brother, he had a spunism.

by Allison February 4, 2005

Spunk monkey

A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.

Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!

by bludgeon April 10, 2003

spunk rats

A really attractive, most commonly a male, who is also a bit of a ferrel.

"Oh wow check out that group of spunk rats"

:)

by Dominique1994 February 14, 2009