Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

Spong

One who is ridiculously stupid

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong

by Mega sen December 10, 2017

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Sponge

A discord admin who has traded his sleep for Ape $ex Legends.

Quit being a sponge - stop apex and go to sleep

by Intention_01 April 16, 2022

accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.

Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.

by coachdexter September 22, 2023

Sponge

When your dirty cum sock can’t be used anymore it is a sponge

Bro I hit my sister in the head with my sponge

by Big_ball_man_420 October 29, 2020

Sponge

Guy or girl who cleans off cum between sex sessions. Sometimes a designated role in an orgy. It can be someone cleaning off cum from an escort between clients. It can also be someone who licks a girl's pussy clean between orgy partners or clients. The role can be related to being a fluffer, cuckquean or cuckold, host at an orgy or gangbang, a house slave at a dungeon, or a driver or personal assistant to an escort.

Ex. Sponged my girl while she was getting gangbanged by five guys last night.

Ex. An escort let me sponge her between clients.

Ex. My girlfriend's escorting downtown tonight and I'm her sponge. Licked a client's cum out of her pussy, and now I'm out buying pizza for her while she's servicing the next client.

by Banana Dawg March 14, 2018