Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016

Splash down

When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water

I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down

by tH3Chuck July 18, 2019

splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.

Excuse me, I need to "splash one".

by nashntth April 02, 2008

Splashed em down

Usually used by road men in England, because guns aren’t allowed in England two opposing gangs will splash em down with thier blade

Ayo bruh, that Nikka from zone 2 tried to hit me up Bruce so I found em and splashed em down

by Dayendalyfe February 12, 2021

Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild December 14, 2015

Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 06, 2023