cream soda

Cumming in someones drink while they're away.

"Okay, which of you fuckers gave me a cream soda while I was taking a shit"

by logistikalism November 22, 2019

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

by D. Y. Vetz June 5, 2019

Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.

Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.

by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Depot soda

A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.

“PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”

by Fuck_production December 5, 2021

Pop Rocks with soda

The most delicious way to die.

Nobody saw her after she ate Pop Rocks with soda

by purplepaws January 23, 2022

Soda stream

The act of urinateing in someones drink followed by farting into it thru the straw for carbonation

She was being a real karen so when she left her starbucks drink unatended i gave it the ol soda stream

by Ryan d December 24, 2020