the sloppy roethlisberger

to fuck a college aged girl in a men's bathroom.

yo that chick is is so nasty she ain't even worth the sloppy roethlisberger

by danielburton April 27, 2011

good old shopping cart

going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.

Lets go get a good old shopping cart for fun.

by dustin c wanka September 21, 2005

Grocery Shopping

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.

My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.

by prinnyfan April 8, 2009

sloppy salad

When a man stuffs his testicles in the asshole of his partner.

Anal Stuffing anal salad with extra ranch balls deep Sloppy Salad

by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010

lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night

My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.

by brankmank December 31, 2003

Sloppy Jalopy

When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.

Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."

by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by Alan1 November 10, 2008