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Smash a Hole

To have fast, often rough (but not disgusting) sex, with someone who you don't like. Smashing a hole often occurs when one is horny, and just looking for what could plainly be called a "Fuck". See also Smash.
"Dude, I'm totally gonna smash a hole with Crissie tonight!"
"But you hate that bitch..."
by Aaron P. July 24, 2008
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fupa smash

A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.
Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.
by Dick Walk May 8, 2008
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Smash Mouth

Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID

Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?

Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU

- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
by OK Dodo September 16, 2020
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Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"
by sirferris January 26, 2021
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Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.
It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.
by lilpac24 February 23, 2021
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Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.
by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019
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graveyard smashed

The state of drunkenness achieved by young people on Halloween. Since alcoholic beverages are always abundant on this holiday and most people are either wearing enough clothes to cover their identity or not enough clothes to cover their undergarments, people always seem to get extra hammered.

The phrase plays off the second line of the chorus in the popular Halloween song 'The Monster Mash', "It was a graveyard smash".
by jzux October 9, 2010
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