Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
by OK Dodo September 16, 2020
A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.
Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.
by Dick Walk May 09, 2008
When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!
AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
by JB AND DB June 22, 2010
Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.
by Sp1cy Boi October 02, 2019
by TrippySav August 08, 2018
The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.
Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.
by yejiforpresident October 23, 2020
If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.
Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
by King Jay November 15, 2007