by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009
Get the Eat Sleepsmug. A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018
Get the sleep waulkermug. When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
Get the Sleep dickmug. by phil mate June 16, 2010
Get the dude-sleepmug. by dammd March 20, 2015
Get the Sleep shotsmug. A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.
Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.
by Ctown217 June 10, 2018
Get the Sleeping Petermug. A particularly blissful slumber induced by watching TV (or a film) while lying down on a comfy sofa, chair, or settee. When your eyelids get super heavy and you can no longer concentrate on what's happening on screen, you know you're about to enter the euphoria of TV sleep.
"I really want to see what happens in this season finale episode, but...I can't...resist...the TV sleep."
by Chinese Viking November 20, 2016
Get the TV Sleepmug.