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Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence
During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.
by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009
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Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.
'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'
by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009
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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
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dude-sleep

Angel aka "El Guapo" gotta go get his dude-sleep on. He has a long day tomorrow.
by phil mate June 16, 2010
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Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.
"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."
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sleep waulker

A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.

Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.

Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018
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Sleep strong

To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.
Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."
by Ranger_2002 January 2, 2009
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