Simon

simon has a huge dick. He is poggers

Check that guy out. Hes poggers

Yeah its simon.

by yourmomuwu June 22, 2021

Josh Simon

Josh is a fruit cake ass nigga with a perm. He likes this blonde girl that looks like she got ran over. He’s short as fuck and can’t play guitar bc it’s too big for him. And I love him.

Oh my god do you see that dude wearing an all denim outfit?

Yeah that’s my nigga josh Simon he’s a virgin

by Presrox103 January 8, 2023

Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 30, 2007

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simonism

Being a pedophile

Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile

by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022

Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.

Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.

by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017