C. Simon

Audio of Simon Seville from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting some MAD sloppy. Like some CRAZY dynamite head.

“Listening to C. Simon at night helps me go to sleep.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by gurtmiester69 October 23, 2025

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!

guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts

by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022

Simon

Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.

Look at Simon over there, shoving a dildo up his ass.

by BaklaBills February 21, 2022

Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024