When a dude drops a HUGE load of pure shit on a womans chest and then proceeds to tittie fuck her. Let it be known that this generally results in shitdick as well.
Man 1: Dude I had to take the biggest shit last night but I was horny as f*ck.
Man 2: So what did you do?
Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!
Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?
Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.
Man 2: So what did you do?
Man 1: Dropped a deuce on her titties and f*cked 'em good!
Man 2: Nice dude, the shittie tittie! You get shitdick?
Man 1: Yeah, but sooooooo worth it.
by letitbeknown2468 August 31, 2010
Get the Shittie Tittiemug. Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."
by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008
Get the shitty beatsmug. Shitty nails occur when your mother decides only to buy 1 ply toilet paper, and when you proceed to wipe your fingers push through the paper and your fingers strike the shit around your "brown eye"
by Hotass Carl May 20, 2009
Get the shitty nailsmug. An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.
by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011
Get the Shitty personal bestmug. Alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. Used when the offending "shreddies" are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty semen deposits.
by Nick Lorcan April 1, 2009
Get the Shitty McCum-Pantsmug. by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022
Get the shitty poop bombmug. by Youdontknowme1111 February 21, 2011
Get the shitty clap snappermug.