Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

The Shit-2

(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)

Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕

by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020

Won't be shit

Term
Past tense - Wouldn't be shit

Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed

Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit

-Salty teacher : "haha you so dumb, you won't be shit!"

-ggGuy : "Ok boomer"

by TF'ingBoiHimself July 16, 2020

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Shit Machine

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

syrup shits

When u sippin syrup/sizzurp and the next day you have hella bad shits (constipated/diarrhea) sometimes bouth

Bruh i poed up a 4 yesterday and now i got the syrup shits

by Dasyrup June 8, 2016

Shit hair

KSI's Cheetos.

Have you seen the new Cheetos, they look just like KSI's Shit hair.

by Anonymous221B1886 June 20, 2020