ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say

person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!

by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022

Ghost Ship

A combination of Stranger and Dutch Rudder, where you sit on your hand until it is numb before fapping(Stranger), then have someone Jack you off with the numb hand(Dutch Rudder).

John: “Man, what a night! I thought I was going to have to settle for the Stranger since my wife was out of town, but my friend Andrew stopped by and offered me a Dutch Rudder. Bam! The Ghost Ship was born!

by SatanicManic July 15, 2023

i'd ship it

An expression used to show interest in a female by the male but not a absolute.

Hey, do you like ...?

Yeah I'd ship it!

by Indian dictionary February 28, 2017

Ship

A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber

Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”

by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

Sensor ship

A boat off shore that keeps track of the violence on land and alerts the area of threat usually keeping an untampered with record. Surpasses censorship and detailing.

They sent a destroyer after the sensor ship after preventing high tide.

by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025

ship

“I’m aware”
“I agree”

“I been known”

for those who know, a combination of “I’m sharp” and “I’m hip”

Connor: “Dude this party is fire!”
Jason: “Bro I’m ship”

by anonymous April 8, 2021