Semen

dudes who work on boats

We need more semen to work for us on this voyage or we're not gonna make it to our destination.

by somerandomkidonline November 24, 2021

semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye

Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹

by BitchDontTalkToMe December 1, 2015

Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018

Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.

Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!

by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022

Semen Snow Angels

When a dude freezes a large amount of his semen until it's like snow with frost around it, and then you make semen snow angels in the frosty frozen semen.

"Let's make some semen snow angels."
"Me and my Hoemie are bout to make some semen snow angels."
"How about you come with us to make some semen snow angels the cum is freshly frozen."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025