Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.

1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.

by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025

Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.

SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024

The Navy SEAL Burger

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.

They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.

by Mohaf March 11, 2024

The Seal of Orichalcos

A card in Yu-Gi-Oh that was a true badass in the anime, but was turned into a true dumbass in the TCG/OCG

Me seeing The Seal of Orichalcos on anime: Hey that was dangerous
Me searching the same on TCG: what the freak is this "once per duel" card!?

by 0000abcd November 17, 2025

Rules Sealed All Fates

Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.

Rules Sealed All Fates. ~game master.

by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025

Baby seal

Term of endearment for someone who hates clubbing

"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"

"Excruciatingly painful."

"God, you're such a baby seal."

by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025