Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
by shortstrawberries January 03, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
by Definitely not a semen demon October 21, 2020
He will eat everything and thinks he is good at fortnite. In reality he is doodoo. I say this because a person named (Daniel) beat him and he was on mobile!
Sebastian Duarte is a fat motherfucker
by Xxlilsavage215 November 16, 2018
A former member of the Royal Family of Monaco, who changed his name to Sebastian Cerezo, for unknown reasons. Many speculate that he doesn’t desire to be part of the Royal Family at least on paper. But nonetheless he is still a powerful member of the Family. He is also believed to be one of the children of Albert II, Prince of Monaco, but is not an heir to the throne due to the circumstances of his birth. He now resides in Los Angeles, California for most of the year, and also a Central American Country named Guatemala.
by LuxuryListings August 05, 2020
If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.
by Nymareg December 06, 2018
Is a blue eyed dutch guy with blond hair. He's very childish. He poops a lot, so much that he's jeans get destroyed. He's also known as Travis Biscotte. His favourite song Freeze Bruel by Freeze Korleone.
1 : Oh do you see that childish guy !
1 : It's probably a Sebastian Presber
2 : This guy farts everytime it's annoying
2 : It's surely a Sebastian Presber
3 : It's stinking
3: Sebastian Presber has been there
1 : It's probably a Sebastian Presber
2 : This guy farts everytime it's annoying
2 : It's surely a Sebastian Presber
3 : It's stinking
3: Sebastian Presber has been there
by TheBigPOPOman November 24, 2021