sausage master

One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.

You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.

by Adam.G February 2, 2008

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Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

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Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

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sausage footprint

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.

jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.

by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009

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