Sandy Burger

When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner

Hey Anthony, that sandy burger you made me earlier was almost as juicy as your ass

by javinator July 3, 2022

sandy boot

when you’re having sex on the beach and get sand in your boot

man, I was having so much fun on my date til I got a sandy boot

by unicorn.1 May 7, 2020

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.

"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"

by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

Sandi

1. A lying shitty lazy hoe that says they have finished watching Voltron when they have not, causing you to end your friendship with them.

2. An unstable human being that gets SHOOK easily.

3.Bad life partner

4. bad at listening always bites her finger

Sandi: I actually haven't finished the episode, I got too lazy

You: friendship ended.

You: *slaps the roof of Sandi* This lying shitty lazy hoe can fit so many SHOOK's inside them

by SHOOKSPEARED August 12, 2018