Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 03, 2021

Kiwi sads

when all you have to eat for lunch is a kiwi

oh man, i have the kiwi sads today.

by QuinnGTL July 28, 2023

Sad-ist

Dream SMP animator.
Known for making the Warriors animatic, The Fall, Dawn of the 16th, and Techno vs Dream.
By the members of the DSMP recognizing Sad-ist they quickly gained fame and are currently continuing on improving their animating skills and making animatics of the DSMP arcs and storylie.

friend: Who made this animation?
Me: Sad-ist did!

by TheGothJester January 14, 2021

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis March 01, 2017

Sad Chins

The direct opposite or antonym of cool beans (refers to a sad face with multiple parentheses following).

Person 1: “Dude, my SO broke up with me this morning.”
Person 2: “Sad chins, dude.”
Person 1: “I know :(((((((“

by parenthesis101 February 20, 2018

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

kyle sad

When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.

How sad are you?

I’m Kyle sad.

by Kylesad July 30, 2018