Stapled

Getting mugged off

Man u got stapled unlucky

by Anonionymous March 31, 2017

Swaphertunity

The opportunity that comes when you are able to swap your old girl with a better more good looking one.

Should of known that the bitch wasn't right bruh, next swaphertunity you get take it.

by RompeTito April 19, 2017

Staplers

A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.

boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.

by tacogamer007 April 18, 2018

Stapuut

A stapler that staples two staples simultaneously.

Oh dang, my stapler is a stapuut

by StrangeWords May 11, 2017

Stapes

A moment of supreme idiocy leaving an extraordinary male stuck in work

Did I leave the car door open and flatten the battery, sorry dave I pulled a right fucking Stapes

by Admittedly amazing June 1, 2017

swap cap

When your phone voice assistant doesn't understand you because you are high and so you get a random request from your search engine

Ok Google: "what is the weather like today?"
Swap cap mode:
Ok google: "where is Floyd meyweather from?"

by Zom8ie June 17, 2017

Swap Heads

To talk with someone that you admire for their skill, generally inquisitively or intimately; learn tricks from them, pester them with questions about their processes, find out what tools they use or, who they learned from.

Going so deep into their methods that you may as well be 'swapping heads' with them.

Person 1: "Ah man, I love your sketchbook. If you have the time, I'd love to swap heads with you for a bit."

Person 2: "Dude thanks, I really admire yours too - It'd be my pleasure."

by FTrashman November 15, 2017