Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Swedish butt whistle

the "Swedish Butt Whistle" is when one take an entire 750ml bottle of Mr. Black Coffee Liqeur, and butt chugs it

Stats: 1,000mg of caffeine and 20% alcohol.

Hits your system immediately and you die.

*DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*

the only two people I could see doing this and surviving is 1. BadlandChugs and 2. ShoeNice33

but as of 03/14/2024, ShoeNice is now 40 days sober and I DONT want this post to be the reason he goes back to addiction again. keep it up shoenice, fuck poison.

Ronnie wanted to prove he was an alpha male not a sigma male like Brock suggested, so he did the Swedish butt whistle in front of everyone at the fraternity. He was hospitalized ASAP and died the following morning. Ego is one heckuva drug.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 14, 2024

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

swedish harem

One man, many girls. Basically a reverse gangbang.

Scott: "Dude I had a Swedish Harem last night!"
Alan: "Nice one! How many girls mate?"
Scott: "14!"
Alan: "Niiiiccceeeee"

by Legen-wait for it-dary Bro August 3, 2016

Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus

Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Swedish

Annoying yet not in a mean way. Still irritating but not ruinging your day kind of annoying.

You are so Swedish

by AngryBirdSikeItsSteven December 20, 2021

Swedish Fingers

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.

"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."

by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019