soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

Soggy Wally

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal

Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Wally

by ExAmboHugeThighs December 6, 2015

soggy grilled cheese

When you cum between two slices of cheese and put that cheese between two slices of bread and make grilled cheese.

Joey made me a soggy grilled cheese for dinner last night. It was the best. I can still taste it in my mouth.

by I have an english paper to do March 6, 2016

SoggyP's

When pubic hair has been sucked on to the point to where the hair fibers absorb the water.

That chick has such a kink, she gave me SoggyP's

by weswan August 18, 2016

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

soggy crouton

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

by FittyTucker July 12, 2016

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016