Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

athletic sock

What you say when you don't want to say condom.

Campell: then I put on my athletic sock.
Brian: then while you were sweating in the athletic sock, the athletic sock broke.

by CAMBOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 6, 2015

rock the sock

Campaign to raise awareness of testicular cancer. Thought to be first used in the US by Testicular Cancer Awareness Network before gaining popularity in Europe. ROCK the SOCK, Sock on a Cock, Cock in a Sock and many others used this in a movement to raise money and awareness of testicular cancer.

Testicular Cancer Awareness Network caused a worldwide movement with their ROCK the SOCK campaign!

by Scot Mac Ruaid hri May 17, 2014

Sock attack

When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.

Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"

by sweetpickle November 22, 2009

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

Sock Tucker

A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)

Look at him! He is such a sock tucker.

by dutchboy September 4, 2012

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 5, 2021