fart sniffer

a person who is always looking to sniff a fart.

What are you sniffing at, are you a fart sniffer?

by squirtmouth May 23, 2015

Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.

George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month

by muffdiver69 April 11, 2013

Sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for sniffing their own or their partners jizz, ass juice lady jizz or all of the above mixed together. After a good ramming they may tend to rub a hand over their nasty region pull it up to their face and sniff hard.

i cant believe my gf is a fucking sniffer

by zoltan112 October 5, 2011

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

panty sniffer

Former name of Limp Bizkit... er, I mean, limpbizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Because Fred Durst is a tool.

Apperantly, I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie.

by Paco I am not October 7, 2003

Siffle

Someone who is like a sister to you and is your best friend

A girl who you can tell anything is your siffle

by theawesomekid2013 March 25, 2013

pute sniffer

a person that can sense if a woman is a whore; a man that likes the stench of a whore

Ask Jimmy, he's a pute sniffer or That Jimmy is such a pute sniffer!

by mrkungfu February 21, 2008