Slag test

Type your definition here...testing how easy a girl is on first date
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...I tried the slag test on Sarah she passed with flying colours she loves a finger blasting
by ironclad ride June 19, 2017
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dusty slag

A phrase to describe a disinterested waitress in a restaurant who’s service is poor/slow.
Hey, where’s our bottle of prosecco you Dusty Slag, we’ve been waiting over 10 minutes...
by 401Mal November 14, 2023
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Slag Voice

The constant use of a voice that elongates or defines parts of almost every word that is said

Commonly used by self centered females, however it may be part of ones accent.

It is extremely annoying for any normal listeners.
see

'the only way is essex' (itv)
or 'beauty and the beast' (channel 4)
both TV shows in the uk, that have recurring slag voice.
by Behemia April 14, 2011
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slagness

Noun: The act of behaving in a slag-like manner
I ended things with her; mostly due to her 'slagness'
by mrknowitbetterthanmrknowitall November 26, 2013
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Rent-a-slags

A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard
Man 1: I need to get my dick wet.
Man 2: You're in luck. The rent-a-slags are at the bar.
by General Cream January 10, 2012
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Schrödingers Slag.

A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”

“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”

"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 30, 2025
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Slag bol

Slag bol;

Not to be mistaken for spag bol, but slag bol is basically slut spaghetti
Me: “I’m making slag bol for dinner tonight babe”
Babe: “What’s the main ingredient… you?”
by Stacey147 September 18, 2021
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