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Splitty shitty

When a fat bitch is twerkig in you and shits but her thong cuts it in half and the two shits land on each one of your legs
Oh yeah, she gave me a splitty shitty last night!
by Shithead (Shith-eed) November 9, 2018
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right shift

the right shift button is probably one of the least used buttons on the keyboard, people usually use the left shift cuz its easier to access.
Friend: Am I the only person who actually uses the right shift?

Me: of course you are.
by ThunderTheFurry November 24, 2020
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Keemstar Shitty

Keemstar's fecal matter.
Man, dreaming of some Keemstar Shitty rn.
by JohnnyPizzaGuy December 18, 2021
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Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers
US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
by SMCLG September 22, 2022
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Gaychester Shitty

A fake club from Manchester with the most plastic fans. They got no history and real fans. It is also an Oil Club
"Jason is a Gaychester Shitty fan"
by Pep Fraudiola August 3, 2023
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The Silverware Shift

The undetermined point in time at which a roommate will finally wash the dishes he/she has used when and if there are no clean dishes left to be used or no clean dishes left that he/she requires.
Roommate 1: "When is he going to do the dishes?"
Me: "Oh, when he hits The Silverware Shift."
by KMeyers September 27, 2012
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The final boss of typing things when you're bored. This combination works on an HP chromebook, where you type everything, in order, including the names of certain keys. You also type everything with shift. The only thing you didn't do was put in symbols that the name of isn't completely obvious.
Mike: I got bored in class so I typed `~!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=backspacetabQqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'entershiftZzXcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/shiftctrlaltspacealtctrl
Kyle: ...what?
by __Unholy__ February 26, 2021
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