1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.
2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.
2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.
by Hobbitess June 11, 2013
Get the butter shanks mug.The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.
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My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
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My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014
Get the Shank mug.That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.
You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.
You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.
You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.
You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.
by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014
Get the shank fee mug.Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
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by Fuckin bitchs May 14, 2014
Get the gutter shank mug.Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.
by Scrumbum September 25, 2014
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