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shank

Like how you can shank corn, by peeling the outer layer off.

But a guy can also shank.

He can shank himself or a girl....

You name it.
Yo, did you hear about how chuck shanked Amanda so hard last night at the party.

-or-

Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh
by brown_eyed_girl_1769 June 26, 2016
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Shank Nugget

A shit that feels like shards of glass on the way out; it hurts like hell and cuts up your hole.
My butt hurts from taking a shank nugget this morning.
by Sundog56 December 25, 2022
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shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.
Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.
by Vildar July 15, 2011
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Shanks

An evolution of a human rat, with the power to summon the attention of 5 particular entities when certain events aren't going its way.

It's also called the rat haired shanks.
Shanks: " mihawk is going to get the one piece???!!"

Im telling the Gorosei!!!!!0
by Took. D. ARM November 21, 2023
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Shank

Shank; verb. The lascivious act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating culminating in a dual expulsion and an unrivalled sense of euphoria.
Chaps I have just shanked, you were all right, it is like being touched by god.
by Scrumbum September 25, 2014
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shank

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.
by licklickbaby May 22, 2024
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Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
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