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No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021
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Save Europe

Most of these accounts/people are 1000% indian living in the slums of Delhi, some of them use VPN or actual real Europeans and focus on "Save Europe"

They ignore what the fuck is going on in their soil and focus on Europe which by the looks of it, they deserve it cuz their people are just plain stupid. Electing niggas like there is no tomorrow
no no me eūropeean saar save Ewwrope saar save europe
by Your Pseudonym, handle February 1, 2025
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Kill-Save

When you save a game just before you die/get killed, causing you to respawn in the same area that instantly kills you after. This leads to a perpetual cycle of dying and reloading. Although seemingly impossible to escape, you can resolve the situation by moving away quickly or reloading another save. This is common in games such as Skyrim when you become a quicksave whore.
"Fuck I did a kill-save. I made a quicksave just before I was stabbed. Now I keep getting killed as soon as I reload."
"Damn that's what happens when you're a quicksave whore."
by FeralSheila 2.0 March 30, 2019
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God save our noble king

A phrase used when you wish for god's greatness upon yourself.

Patented by Sudiksha
Abc: Bro she gave us extra homework!
Def: God save our noble king
by myfreedityfreedom April 21, 2025
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Saving grace

You head is spinning and you got home after downing 12 vodka shots at the bar because your mate told you to keep going. Your sitting at the sink at home and try to do the saving grace by drinking as much water as your can to save yourself from one terrible morning after you should have been drinking water through the night
The success rate of the saving grace is 0.01% and you will most likely be throwing up your dinner when you wake up in the morning
by Schoolies slang November 16, 2023
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save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game
Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.
by gayzad July 26, 2023
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