Tomato Religion

the true religion. Is in fortnite.

I believe in the tomato religion!

by MrOce May 6, 2019

Dem religion

The beliefs of the Democratic party, which are often irrational. Dem religion believers are similar to extremist Muslims in that either you believe what they believe or you are a heretic.

The Dem religion is like cancer; it starts out slowly with the intent of taking over and destroying the host body.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2025

religion

religion is a blessing,
its the reason i am alive,
the reason i even try,
the reason i want to be good,

but religion is also a curse,
once someone knows ur religious they think diffrently about you,
steriotipicalise you,
use it against you,

just remember,
religionis not something to be ashaimed of,
its something that should be shared,
be who you are.

person 1: i'm part of a religion
person 2: ur gonna go to hell
person 1: thats rude
person 2: its not its the truth

by urfwiendLiL June 5, 2021

Religion Rizz

Using Religion/Christianity to pull a girl.

Hey Blake, how did you pull that girl so easily?
Blake- I used Religion Rizz

by Bandits3318 December 20, 2022

Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing

Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion

by L1l k June 5, 2021

Religion

A system of beliefs that is followed by a mass of people. The most common religion is Christianity, which follows the Christian god. Many Christians will resort to the bible to help them get out of arguments for free. Cherry-picking the bible is also very common amongst Christians.

Person 1: I follow a religion.
Person 2: Cool! Which one?
Person 1: Christianity.
Person 2: Oh..

by Sciissor May 2, 2022

true religions

Male testicles

My true religions soaked in sweat

by tootmen May 19, 2025