damian raider

A guy who hates Delita and asks Jesus every night to kill him

If you know Delita's address and tell him don't expect to see Delita posting anymore

by Fake CJayC January 10, 2004

Tuscan Raided

To receive a Tuscan Raider. Often results in a black eye.

See also: Tuscan Raider, Donkey Punch

"OMG where did you get that black eye?" "I got Tuscan Raided"

by JDAPS March 7, 2009

Ghetto Raider

Someone of middle class origin who seeks to (do their part) by working in the education sector in the most impoverished urban areas. Due to their own personal irresponsibility they often fail to maintain this employment and have to return to their middle class environment. The experience often becomes "noble work" fodder on the ghetto raiders resume when they return to the job market.

The boss should probably hire Willy as the new supervisor...He's been here for years...but I imagine they'll bring in another ghetto raider who will be gone in a year.

by tskochanski December 9, 2008

lodge raider

n. a euphemism for backcountry anal sex (usually between park rangers; often between men)

Douglas spent his summer in Alaska, raiding Felix's lodge. Douglas is a lodge raider.

by tallest October 25, 2010

Oakland raiders barge

When I have sex with my girlfriend and like 10 or 12 of my friends bash through the wall in a pirate ship dressed as Oakland Raiders fans and pirates and then they beat the shit out of my girlfriend

Yo want to go Oakland Raiders barge Justin's girlfriend? booty

by Wwwiss April 30, 2014

Strike Raid

(In an FPS) to completely decimate an opponent or other team with consecutive head shots or grenade kills or even stupid things like chasing them off a high place or melee-ing.
(Silly note, strike raid is also a command in the KH series.)

1.)I completely strike raided that other team!
2.)Let's give these zaambies the strike raid of their life!

by FriedChickenMan August 20, 2016

Seagull Raid

A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks

I was minding my own business, when Rich seagull raided my office and farted.

by Jg eazy July 7, 2016