ping

the single-finger stroking, with the aim of getting the person's attention, of someone else's prostate gland through the anal oriface.

The only way Mary could get John's attention during a football match on TV was to ping him with her middle finger.

by Mister Sandman October 2, 2009

pinging

Sending out text messages to potential romantic partners to reassure yourself of their interest in you without any present intention to follow up in real life.

"my tinder date is pinging me every three months or so when he's bored and lonely"

by Kate1080 August 11, 2016

pinging

Or "to ping". When a supposedly straight individual gives off hints that they might actually be gay.

Setting off people's "gaydars".

"He looked straight to me so I went for it, even though my friends kept telling me he was pinging all night."

by BeardBurner May 30, 2017

so come pinga

When a female driver cuts you off the rode, on the way to church, while you are driving at the speed limit and she is going 20 miles per hour under the speed limit, once at the red light she continues by looking at you like your crazy and then you are forced to strain your voice box and advise her of her new title. "So Come Pinga"

So come pinga aprende a manejar

by Batman Pastor June 10, 2008

Ping Fuck

Technical theatre term.
A rubber-band tied around a small piece of dowel, used to tie up cables.

When you accidently let go, the dowel hits the tops of your fingers at great speed. Upon which you yell out FUUUCK!

Hence, Ping Fuck.

'Let me just tie up this cable, *ping*, fuuuuck!'

by L_J November 13, 2004

ping

The time it takes for a command from your computer to reach a server and to get a response. The lower your ping, the better.

"My internet connection sucks! Look how high my ping is!"

by Master Man February 4, 2010

pingfling

Best free dating on the planet! Romantically automatic*

We met thru pingfling, It all started with a ping.

by pingfling.com January 24, 2018