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Pubes

Hair that grows on your genitalia when you go through puberty, thus named pubic hair. It is only a myth that shaving it will make it itchy - all you have to do is wet it, trim it and then shave.
My pubes got itchy in class today. Damn dirty jungles...
by 5675454854 April 24, 2015
mugGet the Pubesmug.

pube tube

a tube of pubes I store under my bed
Yo man wanna come see my pube tube?”
by ___________~~~~|~ December 18, 2023
mugGet the pube tubemug.

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
mugGet the Elf pubesmug.

persian pubes

Lustrous black tightly curled glistening pubic hair.
The amazonian in OPS has Persian Pubes.
by not an amazonian October 4, 2017
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pube squiggly

A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.
A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018
mugGet the pube squigglymug.

Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.
ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!
by leonard cohen July 9, 2007
mugGet the Dick pubesmug.

hairy pubes

my hairy pubes is like a forest down there
by bumbbb August 7, 2021
mugGet the hairy pubesmug.

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