Potato

Sickest ️️lookin thing on the block

Jess: Bro is dat a potato
Cooper: Bloody oath it is m8

by Oldm8 September 28, 2015

Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

by park roadie January 11, 2016

Potato

1) A starch-filled crop, usually grown in bulk by farmers. Tastes great boiled and salted.
2) Someone who is excessively fat.

1) Hey man, could you bring me a bowl of mashed potatoes?
2) Get off the sofa, you fatass potato!

by The Epicest face ever July 26, 2016

Potato Salad Thread

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017

potato bob

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.

Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.

Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.

I messed that up, call em potato Bob.

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017