hover pooper

When a germaphofic is a afraid to touch the rim of the toilet with his/her ass.

Howie Mendel is a hover pooper.

by David Mertoff III February 21, 2011

pookie

A term of endearment used for a loved one. Often used when one is arroused sexually.

What do you want to do pookie?

by jamie April 7, 2005

Pooper

The way a cockney describes a female bottom hole

In a cockney voice - Cor blimey Guv last night I did the Mrs in the pooper right tight un

by Steg Wilks February 25, 2011

Pookie

The words "pie", "cake" and "cookie" condensed into one word.
Used when unsure whether the pastry is pie, cake, or cookie, or if it is something of a hybrid

"will you come over for pookie tonight?"

by Luske October 4, 2009

poolie

Paul DiGiovanni, lead guitarist of popular self-proclaimed emo band, BOYSlikeGIRLS. Poolie is his nickname given to him by the fellow band members.

Paul DiGiovanni, otherwise known as Poolie, is love. <3

by iownyourface January 19, 2008

poopeepoo

Piss and pooing at the same time; instantaneous urination and defecation.

"Hey Sam, I have to go and take a poopeepoo on your lawn!"

by Dave Briain October 13, 2007

pooped his pants

When someone seems so surprised or out of character when receiving information, it looks like they could have pooped their pants in shock.

Yo, did you see Matt's face when his babe told him their baby wasn't his?

Yeah man, he totally pooped his pants.

by DizzyAH March 8, 2009