phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Phone running

Working out with a remote partner while on the phone with each other for encouragement and support. Just like going running together in person except you're in different locations so can only connect by phone but can still be together. Made substantially easier with earbuds and unlimited long-distance calling.

Tricia is out of town so we went phone running for 45 minutes this morning.

by Lahge January 5, 2020

Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.

I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.

by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022

Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho

by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

Who was phone?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.

by Who was phone February 26, 2022

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.

The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.

by Aeroscout February 11, 2023