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michaels phone

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hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone
by Grimace's son January 12, 2018
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Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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generic phone

Words to describe an old version of a phone.
the old nokia or motorola generic phones etc.
by dinoagephones July 19, 2010
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Phone running

Working out with a remote partner while on the phone with each other for encouragement and support. Just like going running together in person except you're in different locations so can only connect by phone but can still be together. Made substantially easier with earbuds and unlimited long-distance calling.
Tricia is out of town so we went phone running for 45 minutes this morning.
by Lahge January 5, 2020
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Burn Phone

Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.
Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”
by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017
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Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
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porn phone

A secondary phone that’s only use is to save and stream porn, your old phone may turn into this when purchasing a new one.
I see you got a new phone, how much you wanna sell your old one for?”
Nah bro, that’s my porn phone.”
by dropoutbear777 May 5, 2019
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