Pull Away Pet Syndrome

Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!

Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

pet colbe

A wonderful, cute, and precious female dog. She is a great hunting dog.

Emma: pet colbe your so cute
Amy: your sure right about that

by Giggles6m May 20, 2018

Weggy pet

Weggy means being in your own world and creating things that may seem weird in reality

Pet is an abbreviation for Psychedelic Extraterrestrial

I'm feeling Weggy Pet and it's an unusual good feeling ,its out of this world

by Purple dreams February 2, 2021

pet roger

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I left one territory of my friend alive in a game of Risk. He is now my pet roger.

by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021

Billy’s Pet Rock

David

Billy’s pet rocks name is David.

by AverageBreadEnjoyer April 11, 2023

Pet Awkwafina

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Every news company has a Pet Awkwafina to not look racist.

by VanDammeAmerican February 18, 2024

Petting volcano

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I fancy a trip to iceland to see the fagradalsfjall. It is such a nice petting volcano

by Lava lady August 10, 2022