Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

Period of Reflection

The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.

Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.

After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.

by TheBear! June 25, 2015

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

period uh

unslay.

omfg rebecca is so period uh

by anonymous banana lol September 24, 2022

cum period

monthly cramps and pains in the penis/balls area when a boy doesn’t cum for prolonged periods of time, usually 2-3 days.

ah, i can’t run right now, my cum periods hurt too much

by jetts October 26, 2022

dunk period

The moment when you're having your period while being dunked by a donkey into a toilet that was used by a fat guy who considered it inappropriate to flush.

I just had a *dunk period*.

by to the max ugly cats May 8, 2015

m. Period

When a man has a sudden burst of anger for no apparent reason

oh crap hes on his m. period

by man period April 19, 2018